Or: On a scale of 1 to Walking on Sunshine, how hot is it today?
Don’t it feel good?
It’s been getting really hot these days and lately, people are running out of excuses to explain the heat away. Where before, you’d hear someone tell you that hey, it’s summer already, so please stop talking about how hot it is will you, now there’s only people repeating whatever the weatherman told them this morning. They repeat the day’s forecast in a daze, and sometimes, in incredulous anger, like it’s such a huge offense to be this hot.
36 degrees Celsius. That’s almost as hot as a person.